@Zerius24  
Well said.

@MezzoDragon  
I hate zombies. Kill zombie, save fluffy.

Fluffy run! It’s not a friend! It is a monster! Kill zombie (I hate zombies), Save fluffy.

“Nyu fwend?”  
“Braiiiiiins.”  
“Hewwo nice mista. wiww you be fwuffy’s daddah?”  
“Braiiiiiins”  
“Bwains? Dat fwuffy’s name? Bwains wuv nyu daddah!”  
“Braiiiiiins”  
“Whar daddah goin’? We go walkies? Yay walkies!”  
“Braiiiiiins”  
“What was that? Who’s there!?”  
“Nyu fwend!!!”  
“What the…. a fluffy pony?”  
“Bwains guu fow walkies wiff daddah!”  
“Brains? That’s and odd name for a fl…”  
“Braiiiiiins”  
“No! No, Stay back!”  
blam blam  
“Nuuu! Nuu wyke woud!”  
“Braiiiiiins”  
“Arrgh!”  
“Daddah gib huggies? Yay, huggies fow nyu fwend!”  
“Braiiiiiins”  
“Boo boo juice? Nyu fwend hab owwies? Nuu worry huggies make ewwyting beddah!”  
“Braiiiiiins”

I doubt the fluffy is in any real danger as fluffies tend to be brainless.