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Page 356 - Friendship LessonsAuthor: frostedWarlockGuest Author’s Note: “Hey! You might remember my previous guest comic from friendshipisdragons.com/comics/187 (>>116260)! No? Well fine I didn’t remember you either! Anyway, if you want to get a better look at their updated designs, take an ogle at frostedwarlock.tumblr.com/post/65306244774 (>>278026)!“Story Time: Make up a story about how your party broke all the rules and completely conquered the DM with your awesome silver tongues and golden dice.”Newbiespud’s Note: By the way, that’s it for Guest Comics Round 3, folks! I told you it’d be awesome. Your regularly scheduled Friendship is Dragons, featuring Feeling Pinkie Keen, starts this Thursday!
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Things The Mane Six Are No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG
Rainbow Dash: …and then I made a huge RAINBOWSPLOSION and the awesome radiation gave us all our cutie marks and hatched Spike and now it’s my signature move and it hits everything with fire damage because it’s like a 7 kajillion on the Scoville scale and…
- Inserting yourself into other players’s backstories.
Pinkie Pie: OOOOH!! What’s this guy’s name?
DM: I dunno, Cranky? It doesn’t matt-
Pinkie Pie: What’s he up to?
DM: He moved to town? Look, you’re supposed to-
Pinkie Pie: I wanna go visit his house!
DM: Y’know what, fine. Another story arc wasted…- Derailing campaigns to focus on irrelevant NPCs.
FX: (CRIT FAIL!)- Splitting the party in hostile territory.
Rarity: Well if I wasn’t supposed to enter the competition, then why did Twilight’s library have a wing spell? It’s not like Twilight would want wings. She has a balloon.- Stealing questlines from other players.
Fluttershy: I roll to Intimidate and attack.
Pinkie Pie: It’s a CIVILIAN. Why are you attacking a civilian?
Fluttershy: He got in my way.- Rolling Intimidation against random NPCs.
- Attemping to solo a 6-player campaign.
MY GOD! He is hilarious, I wonder if my dad knew him.(or at least OF him)(Sargent Jason Smith)
I AM A WELL-WISHER WHO LACKS AN ACCOUNT!!!
>Anon
>Mention name
Wait, what?
Number 5 (1) took me too long to figure out. You’d think the bunny scarf and bull head would have made it obvious.
“7. Nag on frivolous errors the DM introduces in the campaign”
At least here we don’t have to worry about a sextuple post.
Eh. Funny all the same.
Fix it you hack!
The RPG thing has been done before, but having everyone be obnoxious and Faust be the DM is pretty funny.