First Verse:  
Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen…  
If you’re feeling underpowered,  
I’ll help you make ammends.  
Stick your weapon in the slot,  
and let it change your luck,  
few things in life are guaranteed,  
but I promise this wont suck.
 
Chorus:  
PUNCH YOUR FISTS INTO THE AIR,  
AND RAISE A REBEL YELL,  
THERE’S LOTS OF BADDENS OUT THERE,  
YOU NEED TO SEND TO HELL!
 
Second Verse:  
With Pack-A-Punch I have a hunch,  
your problems will be gone,  
but if you end up on the ground,  
sing a country western song.
 
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),  
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),  
Pack-A-Punch,  
Pack-A-Punch,  
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),  
Pack-A-Punch,  
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),  
Pack-A-Punch (WOOOOOOO!)