oh immediately

Can you lift a 20 pound dumbell with it?

i had a neighbor named chrysalis who moved in next door,  
due to some fiasco or other.  
i saw her tongue and asked her to lick to the center of a tootsie pop,  
5 pops later it was round 300 with her long tongue.  
i hadn’t had sugar in awhile that day so i did something on impulse,  
i nabbed her tongue with mine and sucked on it, tasted like the suckers she licked.  
lost track of time and when i let go she looked dazed so i took her home.  
next day i saw something that made my heart skip…  
chrysalis, with a mystery flavor tootsie pop.  
i fear this might end with many flavors of candy tongue,  
and i’ll enjoy the ride, damn sugar addiction.

I don’t like where this is going…

Yes, my queen, indeed I am…
 
And yes, yes I do! :D <3

You could eat like so many Warheads at once. Oh my god. You would be like the queen of the elementary school where the kids think eating a Warhead is cool. Or with like, adults who think that too, because that happens sometimes.

Invalidate the established number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?

same here Daisyhead

Oh yes…yes I do…!

I bet you can get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar…

PUT IT IN ME.

Not really a fan of using slime for lube… no offense.

Urk.  
No I don’t-  
Well… Maybe…?

._.

Not really…

Damn it.

Because my monster-girl fetish really needed to get worse.

No envelope or stamp is safe

can you lick your elbow?

i want to suck everything off her tongue.

Just don’t complain when you end up with a face full of changeling wing-wong.

She then proceeds to lick a lollipop at double the pace.

… Yes. I do want to see what you can do with it.