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September 4, 2020 at 2:36:55 PM UTC
How to Catch a Book-Horse
Step one - set up the trap
Step two - wait for one to approach
Step three - CATCH IT WITH A BUTTERFLY NET!
Step four - …realize that butterfly nets work only on fairies and the bookhorse might be pissed at you right now for throwing one on its head and can still use its magic
Step five - …run…
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Running would be pointless one way or another considering said Alicorn can restrain you with magic. You would have to deal with the lecture either way. And who knows, it might be interesting.
The lecture will cover the structural inadequacies of a butterfly net for restraining horse anatomy, possible alternatives and the history of trapping unicorns. It will last 3 days. Run.
I approve of this technique!
Find a few new releases and lay them in the trap zone. Ideally, add a comfy pillow or two.
When inevitably a bookhorse pounces on the results, quietly come from behind and apply ear skritches until bookhorse is dazed and compliant. Optionally, also snuggle next to bookhorse but under no circumstances turn any pages on your own. Bookhorses see such “reading” or “study buddies” as another bookhorse and generally will prefer such company, regarding them as part of the herd regardless of actual shape. Once you spend a bit of time reading, your now-familiar smell will allow you to lead the bookhorse to further forage, ideally with tea and perhaps cookies.
“Hey, you can’t– Ooh, a book!”
<Twilight teleports out of net again>
“Listen, don’t do– “Ooh, a book!”
<Twilight again teleports out>
“Ok, THIS time, I’m not– “Ooh, a book!”
is was Desc by artist not me
and she can also teleport to you so..
Uh… no it doesn’t?
Because it kinda looks like alcor90