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September 4, 2020 at 2:36:55 PM UTC
How to Catch a Book-Horse
Step one - set up the trap
Step two - wait for one to approach
Step three - CATCH IT WITH A BUTTERFLY NET!
Step four - …realize that butterfly nets work only on fairies and the bookhorse might be pissed at you right now for throwing one on its head and can still use its magic
Step five - …run…

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Gnot Even
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Running would be pointless one way or another considering said Alicorn can restrain you with magic.
Not to mention said alicorn has wings and can undoubtably fly faster than you can run.
However, if you drop the book it will serve as a distraction, and you can exit at your leisure while bookhorse is focused on the book.
Background Pony #84A6
@Eragor14
The lecture will cover the structural inadequacies of a butterfly net for restraining horse anatomy, possible alternatives and the history of trapping unicorns. It will last 3 days. Run.
Eragor14
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Sunny Starscout fan
I think the ‘bookhorse’ (Twilight) would be more annoyed at the butterfly net than angry. She would probably give you a stern lecture for attemting to capture her, but she wouldn’t hurt you. No need to run away.
Background Pony #AA89
the net is not big to capture her and not anti-magic! but the look is still funny!
WanderingPony

The best way to catch a bookhorse is to take advantage of their nesting instincts.
 
Find a few new releases and lay them in the trap zone. Ideally, add a comfy pillow or two.
 
When inevitably a bookhorse pounces on the results, quietly come from behind and apply ear skritches until bookhorse is dazed and compliant. Optionally, also snuggle next to bookhorse but under no circumstances turn any pages on your own. Bookhorses see such “reading” or “study buddies” as another bookhorse and generally will prefer such company, regarding them as part of the herd regardless of actual shape. Once you spend a bit of time reading, your now-familiar smell will allow you to lead the bookhorse to further forage, ideally with tea and perhaps cookies.
Background Pony #D144
<Twilight teleports out of net>  
“Hey, you can’t– Ooh, a book!”
 
<Twilight teleports out of net again>  
“Listen, don’t do– “Ooh, a book!”
 
<Twilight again teleports out>  
“Ok, THIS time, I’m not– “Ooh, a book!”