Hello, Ruffians,  
My name is Rarity, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are obese, uneducated, shut-ins who spend every second of their day looking at foolish pictures. You are everything wrong in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made a dress? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not getting your beauty rest.
 
Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Im pretty much fabulous. I was captain of the fashion team, and starter on my drama queen team. What activities do you participate in, other than “masturbate to naked drawn Neighponese ponies”? I also get straight As, and have an absolutely gorgeous dress (It was just stitched; Shit was SO bits). You are all homosexuals who should just commit suicide. Thanks for listening, darling.  
Pic Related: Its me and my dress