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rserp8
Victim of Thanos
Where did you study?
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive tract, you ain’t got no money for no fancy schools!
Oh.
I’m not kidding man, my high school was Crack Central!
Oh?
No, it was IN the crack! (groans in disgust) Right in the stanky, puckered center!
Ezekiel Lewis’ Rider Like Me blares through the radio
We were so poor, we lived off of peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?
OK, I get it. You were poor.
You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that’s poor!
OK, please, you’re going to make me vomit!
(pukes out of the car window)
Vomit? We couldn’t afford no vomit; that’s for rich folk.
Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.
Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?
NO!
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Vree
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@Aurora
There is actually a third option. That he was young and foolish, but could’ve hung on there anyway, like many of us do. School was always about not receiving praise for what I deserve and being let slide for my crimes when I don’t deserve for me.

So yeah, it’s tragic. But I have faith. He’ll turn this thing around and win.
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Vree
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

O_O My old Nanny did warn me that someone was watching everything I do and that would account me for my actions one day, but I never expected she’d be referring to Pinkie Pie.
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