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My most favorite April Fools so far.
DOn’t worry, she mines them, not buy them.

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AaronMk
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

Sky funeral
I fucking love rolling coal in the desert to mine one (1) coin and making the continuing bet that the cost of waste energy will not rise faster than my speculative asset, or my speculative asset will finally hit the ceiling and crash overnight because it finally maxed out the number of fools available and now Fred Ehrsam is even more a billionaire.
Or more likely a gas war erupts and I can’t refinance the mortgage fast enough to not cover costs because the boys move too fast
Geissler laughing at the ruins of the mine, once again