I really  
Really hope it turns out these are unrelated  
I really really doubt it, but  
until the comic updates (it might have by now idk), there’s still a chance.

@Quasoff

@Robomorons
 
Big Sister program.
 
She wouldn’t be the only pony not to have a biological sister in the Sisterhooves Social.

@Quasoff  
We use Textile here, bud.

@Quasoff  
Crap. I suck at posting images here.

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Oh, GOD so many feels… :(

Wow, Dash is a fucking douchebag.

@Background Pony  
I’d read up on the comic in the link. It’s actually really good.
 
SPOILERS:  
Essentially, though, he was at the party to get some from one particular pony. When that didn’t pan out, he immediately turned his attention to young miss Derpy there. And being alone and naive…welllll…

@Background Pony  
So in the Dash Academy universe, there was the huge dance. Rainbow Dash took Pokey as her date. Dance started to blow, a storm occurred and that ended the event more or less. During the dance Pokey was trying to get under Dashie’s dress. He and Derpy were some of the last ponies to leave.
 
Pokey then did something to Derpy that most of us would never do and should land him strung up by his horn (if you know what I mean), Derpy is now stuck with the consequences of said act and expect in few months within the timeline for her to bring Dinky into the world.

I’m a slowpoke. Can someone explain it to me since I’m so dumb?

But what about Amethyst Star?

Oh!
 
…Oh.
 

@Sjogre  
Very well, we shall ride upon the clouds as we rain our vengeance down upon him.

@omera251  
If I remember correctly, he’s from Canterlot in this comic.

I just want to get to the part of the story where Dash beats him ‘til he can’t walk, and then breaks his horn

My fellow bronies, could someone please locate a unicorn capable of casting a mass cloud walking spell while the rest of us gather the torches, pitchforks, and various other dastardly devices? It would be most appreciated.

@wolfeinstein  
Imagine one of those cigar cutters. But for testicles.

@ClownDicks  
What is that?

@ClownDicks  
…?  
Actually, I don’t even want to know.

And that’s the story of Dinky.

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