Grogar: All of those pathetic fools tried so hard to conquer Equestraia by simply slamming their heads against the solid wall that was its greatest protectors. Not one of them stopped to think that perhaps the greatest way to defeat your enemy is to turn their mightiest weapon against them. And the most hilarious part of it all was how easy it was. All I had to do was take on the right guise. Say the right words here and there. Play on their wants, their fears, all of the little demons hiding in the deepest recesses of their souls. And now, here I stand before you, Celestia, on the precipice of victory. However, let it never be said that I am completely without mercy. I offer you one chance to surrender. Refuse and, well…my new generals are quite eager to show off their new “gifts” to the local populace.

perfect :)