How well is Billy Mays known outside the US? I imagine a big part of this comic looses it’s appeal when translated…

Russian Billy Mays here saying to BUY LYRA PLUSHY!

And yeah, i’m Russian. But i’m not a brony. I just translated it for better understanding.

Translation: Hello, i’m Princess Luna and i’m presenting you the Lyra-Plushie (c)  
This doll can keep absolutely anything! Like pens,  
cup of coffee, arrows… You can wear it as a stylish bag! “Wow! What a beautiful bag!”  
It can be a horn warmer! “See, i have a defence…”  
And she can be a friend for your little filly… It’s only for 19.95 bits. This offer is too good to miss it.  
BUT WAIT!! THERE’S SOMETHING MORE!!!  
If you think that your Lyra will feel lonely? Call now… And we’ll double the offer… by giving second Lyra for FREE! Order it now!

@Background Human
 
Who dafaq?

WAT?!?

Now I’m imagining a Russian Billy Mays, and it’s making me happy in ways I can’t describe.
 
RIP, you crazy coked-up pitchman.

@Mayojar77  
I don’t speak or read Russian, but the last 3 frames I kind of understand where it looks like it says “But wait, there’s more” and says don’t let your Lyra plushie get lonely, get another one, possibly for free.

never mind

oh gosh, PLEASE translate this, LOL

@Mayojar77  
English version’s in source.

… I have no idea how to read Russian.