Previously from http://bb-kenobi.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-in-a-Crate-203959302 , this is where I get the idea from since I know Private loves cute stuff and so is unicorn, so I present Twilight Sparkle to him.
 
And after the Penguins open up the crate, it looks like Private is right, inside that crate is a unicorn indeed, well, someone must have nabbed poor Twilight and transport her to the Central Park Zoo.
 
My Little Pony (C) Hasbro  
“Right Hand Man” screenshots (C) Dreamworks
 
PS : Don’t even think about pushing the stupid button, I did this just for fun and for the people to laugh at. If this artwork goes, you’ll be very sorry!
 
EDIT : Ok, I know there will be some numbskulls will push the button just for the lulz. So fine, moved to Scraps! Are you happy now?!