Page 112 - Lost Chickens, Part 2

Guest author: Digo

“In a game about fantasy heroes, creative creatures and imaginative magic, I’m surprised how often players will use logic to disbelieve certain elements of the game.”

DM: The Druid explains that her chickens have disappeared-
Scootaloo: Seriously? She’s a Druid! Can’t she just summon more?
DM: For the love of Luna’s left hoof… Summons don’t work that way. The Druid needs heroes to track down her hens. She offers you a generous reward for your help.
Scootaloo: Like what, pine needles & tree sap? Pfff-HAHAHA! Since when do Druids raise chickens?
Apple Bloom: Yeah! A real Druid would let them roam free!
Scootaloo: I bet she’s really an egg-poaching thief in disguise! Flank her, girls!
DM: I miss my WoW guild.