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There’s quite a lot I have to say in regards to this. This isn’t intended to create drama; it was my own personal way of dealing what I thought was an ‘injustice’ at the time. When reaching the end of “Magic Touch, Part One”, it really bothered me more than it should have that Thunderlane, when told to clean up his mess, fucked off instead and popped off that major douchebag ‘finger guns’ gesture with his wings, and had the nerve to wanna ask for her services again. I can remember thinking to myself when Part Two began “If he winds up going vaginal with (Lyra), I am gonna ragequit like you wouldn’t believe!” Because in my mind, jerkish behavior shouldn’t be rewarded with pussy.
 
And then, on Page 9 of Part Two…That happened.
 
For all intents and purposes, I should have been pissed. But I wasn’t.
 
Because that was the hottest fucking “penetration”/“internal” view I’d ever seen in pony porn, then OR now! So yeah, I went back on my vow and popped my cork in under five minutes, because of that view.
 
But even so, I still felt like I should lampshade just how silly I was being, getting pissed over something as silly as a pony porn comic. Therefore I created this doctored, captioned piccie. Besides, looking back, Thunderlane wasn’t really being that much of a jerk in the first place; just a little full of himself after having a good, strong orgasm.
 
Tl;dr - Sometimes jerks do get rewarded with pussy, but if the presentation is awesome, what does it matter? :p
 
ADDITIONAL - wow, I didn’t think this pic I made mostly for myself would draw this much negative attention. But on reflection, yeah, it is kinda pathetic that I’ve dug something up from 16 months ago. If anything, label me ‘slowpoke’.
 
Oh, I also looked up what r/niceguys was on google. (shakes my head) That’s kinda cruel. That’s like one step short of calling someone ‘soyboy’.  
(dyEcmbha!)

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Background Pony #6E37
Everyone is just jealous because Lyra gets the D, they want Thunderlane to themselves
Maestro Astro
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Magic Arts
If the sex is good, it doesn’t matter how they treat you. Especially if your only relationship is sex with no commitment. Grow out of being a “Nice-Guy” and learn to know what people actually want, not what you think they want.
Background Pony #7806
Imagine being a cuck to the point of worshiping The P U S S Y and thinking that it’s a fucking reward.
Dustchu
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -

The King of Goobs
Man, this is still lighting up my inbox. Ffs can we all just accept Thunderlane is a douchebag in this, some of us like it and some of us don’t and move on? D:
Kagura Kuroko

Everything about this post is pure cringe. OP’s naivety and lack of experience with women irl, the autistic tangent he wrote in the image description, typing out physical actions, the comments this image has received…..I love it! So glad to see this is still getting attention. Let is serve as a reminder of the impact of extreme isolation and no human contact on the teenage mind.
 
Uh, I’m 36, I’m not a teenager. And I have had sex before. But you are right about one thing though: I do indeed have autism. Maybe the higher functioning kind, but still. Anyway, I’m glad this can still entertain you. And just to let you in on a little secret…
 
…it was a slow day for me when I posted this way back in January. From all my experiences of being bullied, I’ve learned that even negative attention is still attention, and being insulted is leagues better than being ignored. :/
Background Pony #03FE
Everything about this post is pure cringe. OP’s naivety and lack of experience with women irl, the autistic tangent he wrote in the image description, typing out physical actions, the comments this image has received…..I love it! So glad to see this is still getting attention. Let is serve as a reminder of the impact of extreme isolation and no human contact on the teenage mind.
Background Pony #E0F9
She didn’t take his dick because she wanted his dick, she took his dick because he was paying for it, and she knew damned well she could charge extra for it. I don’t understand people taking this seriously