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Prime!Tank: *miming* ‘There. The three of you happy? Yes, weird looking creature who kinda looks and sounds like my owner and…’
*squints at EG!Tank*
’Alternate Dimension Me? I am a tortoise with an internalized and non-fused spine. I was not born like this, and am in fact cursed with this malady because a chaos god “forgot” how to re-fuse my spine to my shell without fatally harming me after the first and only time he un-fused them’
Prime!Dash: “Discord separated his spine from his shell and put it inside his body. So my Tank can take his shell off whenever he wants to. Isn’t that cool?”
*picks Prime!Tank up.* *Prime!Tank rolls eyes.*
“Oh come on, you’re just as awesome but easier to hold like this.”
EG!Dash: Um… Could I hold your Tank?
Prime!Dash: Sure. Just be ready, he’s cold. Reptiles, y’know.
*squints at EG!Tank*
’Alternate Dimension Me? I am a tortoise with an internalized and non-fused spine. I was not born like this, and am in fact cursed with this malady because a chaos god “forgot” how to re-fuse my spine to my shell without fatally harming me after the first and only time he un-fused them’
Prime!Dash: “Discord separated his spine from his shell and put it inside his body. So my Tank can take his shell off whenever he wants to. Isn’t that cool?”
*picks Prime!Tank up.* *Prime!Tank rolls eyes.*
“Oh come on, you’re just as awesome but easier to hold like this.”
EG!Dash: Um… Could I hold your Tank?
Prime!Dash: Sure. Just be ready, he’s cold. Reptiles, y’know.
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