@The Abridgenator
Think of Bioshock after fucking Deus Ex while Fallout masturbated in the background, you got System Shock in a nutshell, and a very, very sexy orgy.
@Niggoslav Oh good, you played System Shock, this has been driving me nuts. Tell me, just how similar IS it to Bioshock? I’ve heard it’s quite comparable sans the Randian philosophy.
That’s why you’ve gotta hold onto your health juice, man. Seriously, there was this one game (an Avatar Last Airbender license) that had only one save file, and any time you died brought you back with only half health, so if you hadn’t been stockpiling potions you were fucked.
To be fair, the concept of Major League Gaming is a total farce anyway. Seriously, you needn’t be an “expert gamer” when anyone with time and skill could do the same.
Unrelated, but QTEs can choke on Milton Berle’s dick.
I never actually did play that. By the time I could get it to run properly I had lost interest.
Strife and System Shock though, now that was some good shit. Hexen too. Hexen was kinda sneaky in that it gave you health potions, threw a bunch of enemies at you, and then on the other side of that cloud of enemies there was SOMETIMES the instant consumable brand of health pot. So you would waste the carryable one, and then bam, in yo face, sucka.
I also never heard of this guy but he sounds like one of the ‘experts’ PSM would recruit for their ‘beat x boss’ demos. I still have the demo disc that involved The Hulk vs Abomination. The so-called expert died twice trying to show how you beat Abomination when the boss fight was nothing but a shitty ‘run from boss and push giant buttons’ puzzle boss anyway.
@441TheSecond Oh, he was more than just an AVGN clone; there’s pretty solid evidence that he blatantly stole a lot of material right from under James’ nose. Case in point.
@TheAbridgenator
So, basically, just another AVGN clone, another prick that starts a videogame review show not out of respect for the medium, or wanting to express his opinion, but to get personal fame and fortune, what a dick.
@441TheSecond Sure thing! Basically, you take the Angry Video Game Nerd, remove the acting talent and love of video games, inject him with bandwagon jumping to make cash and no sense of performance craft, and top it all off with an inability to play the games without cheating.
Also there’s a skeleton. I think Woody Allen turned himself into a lich.
@BP I believe so, although he tends to split his time amongst a lot of half-assed projects that he never finishes, and returns to his well on occasion. Seriously, I think he just ditched that History of Games thing.
@Mayojar My personal perspective on the applicability of hardness to enjoyability in gaming is that it all comes down to game design. If a game is difficult because it has real challenging aspects (Deus Ex: HR, Dark Souls, Uncharted, the aforementioned Contra), then completing such a game is legitimately a joyous experience. If it’s difficult due to piss poor design or artificial difficulty (the Hell level of God of War, any licensed game ever), then it’s merely a lot of frustration. But Bores cannot tell the difference, hence what seems like a lot of nitpicking on his part.
I love how Britain actually made Jawbreakers sound safe to eat. XD
YEAH! AND FORCE HIM TO PLAY “ACTION 52” ON THE NES, AND WIN!!
4 pictures already
Think of Bioshock after fucking Deus Ex while Fallout masturbated in the background, you got System Shock in a nutshell, and a very, very sexy orgy.
That’s why you’ve gotta hold onto your health juice, man. Seriously, there was this one game (an Avatar Last Airbender license) that had only one save file, and any time you died brought you back with only half health, so if you hadn’t been stockpiling potions you were fucked.
To be fair, the concept of Major League Gaming is a total farce anyway. Seriously, you needn’t be an “expert gamer” when anyone with time and skill could do the same.
Unrelated, but QTEs can choke on Milton Berle’s dick.
Christ, and people defend this guy?
Strife and System Shock though, now that was some good shit. Hexen too. Hexen was kinda sneaky in that it gave you health potions, threw a bunch of enemies at you, and then on the other side of that cloud of enemies there was SOMETIMES the instant consumable brand of health pot. So you would waste the carryable one, and then bam, in yo face, sucka.
I also never heard of this guy but he sounds like one of the ‘experts’ PSM would recruit for their ‘beat x boss’ demos. I still have the demo disc that involved The Hulk vs Abomination. The so-called expert died twice trying to show how you beat Abomination when the boss fight was nothing but a shitty ‘run from boss and push giant buttons’ puzzle boss anyway.
So, basically, just another AVGN clone, another prick that starts a videogame review show not out of respect for the medium, or wanting to express his opinion, but to get personal fame and fortune, what a dick.
And now I can say with absolute certainty that Guitar Hero stole from Atari. XD
Completely the problem with every game since 2008. WAT IS WIF UR SISSY BABBY GAEMS LIKE CAWADOODY AND GAYLO AND MATRIMONY PRIME
REAL MEN PLAY
Because it is the 90s and there is always time for Klax!
Also there’s a skeleton. I think Woody Allen turned himself into a lich.
I never really watched his episodes, I just found his name funny.
Care to give a brief explanation on this guy?
I love how Britain actually made Jawbreakers sound safe to eat. XD