This is my vector art wallpaper for Apple Bloom. Answer: You are, close your mouth while eating Apple Bloom.
 
Initially the reason I drew this was because I wanted to put it on a T-Shirt, but I never got around to actually making the shirt so I turned it into a wallpaper. Since being on Deviantart I have discovered Redbubble and as such have put the shirt available to purchase one it from here:  
www.redbubble.com/people/perpl…
 
I don’t know if anyone would want it (I mainly put it on there to buy one for my self), but if you do you could buy it from there. It uses a different font (One that is royalty free), but I tired to get one that fit.