If you really want to attract the Mane Six, bring in some costumes for them to wear. They might be obsessed fashionistas, and Rarity is not the only one.
 
Beware, though, that you do not expose yourself for too long, or you will become as obsessed as them – or even become one of them or their strange kind.
 
Perhaps that would be a fate not as worse, as being endlessly pursued by their desire for snuggles with you. Look at their faces and their arms, as if they want to catch this poor victim.