“My cider!!” Applejack gasped. She’d only left these barrels alone for a few minutes, but now they were completely drained of their product. The culprit laid right next to them, her swollen cyan stomach sloshing and shaking.
 
“Ehehe…whoops” Rainbow Dash eyed her belly and chuckled.
 
“Whoops? Is that all you got to say? Those were for the weekend sale!” the furious farm pony stomped her hoof and exhaled sharply through her nostrils. “Now what are we gonna sell?!”
 
With her eyes unfocused and slow, Rainbow looked over at Applejack with a silly smirk. “It’s okay, Applejyyyack.” she slurred, hiccupping once before continuing. “I can help you get the money back. We can sell the cider in my tum tum!” Dash proudly patted her stomach.
 
“That’s disgusting!” AJ recoiled at the thought.
 
“No no, it’s okay! My tummy’s clean. I’ll be like a tap. Twilight could use her magic to squeeze it out of me…or Fluttershy. She has that bear. I bet he could do the trick.” Dash hummed softly for a moment before looking back at her heavy gut. “You know, Flutter’s got a nnnnice ass.” Her comment took AJ by surprise.
 
“Beg pardon?”
 
“I mean, your butt’s nice too. It’s all toned and strong…but Flutter’s…it’s just so…” she brought her hooves together and slowly drew them apart. “Soft, and squishy.”
 
“You’re drunk.”
 
“Whaat? No I’m not, you’re drunk!!” she belched. AJ could only raise an eyebrow. “Here, I’ll prove it! I’ll fly in a straight line!” Rainbow started flapping her wings, but she just couldn’t pick herself up from off the floor. This had to stop.
 
“Rainbow, quit it!” she put her hoof on her stomach and pressed down. “Yer just gonna hurt yourself.” As soon as Dash calmed down, she sighed. “Look, an average pony shouldn’t be drinkin two damn barrels of cider! What if you got alcohol poisoning?!”
 
“Oh relax, AJ. I’m fine! Infact, I feel great!” that’s when her belly made a low, ominous groaning noise. The two went silent. “Applejack?”
 
“Yeah?”
 
“Take me to the hospital.”