Uh, guys, this image was meant to show the friendship between Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash. She’s no creep by any stretch of the imagination. If anyone like that ever tried anything, she’d beat the hell out of them.
Rainbow: WHAT? Scoots, we are NOT dating. We’re friends, best sisters. Besides that, you’re just a filly. I don’t feel like spending the rest of my natural life locked up in Alkatrotz!
Scootaloo: stop rainbow dash das gay
RD: do i smell kfc
Yes, Scoots. You are best hat.
Scootaloo:“Smiling Intensifies”
Rainbow: Awesome right, I know. Twighlight’s not the only one with her own personal protégé.
Reporter: …
RD: “I am an adult.”
What do you mean? I have lots of leather clothes….
Buried Lede: Heh, heh, heh, heeehh…this’ll be the story of the decade! I’ll win a Muleitzer Prize for sure!
(I KID!)
Rainbow: Facehoof, shakes her head
Scootaloo: Right, gotta keep it down when we’re in public. But I’m just so excited!
Rainbow: WHAT? Scoots, we are NOT dating. We’re friends, best sisters. Besides that, you’re just a filly. I don’t feel like spending the rest of my natural life locked up in Alkatrotz!
Too…much…cute…
Reaches out desperately for the defibrillator