Attack of the killer muffins!  
Attack of the killer muffins!  
They’ll beat you, bash you,  
Squish you, mash you  
Chew you up for brunch  
And finish you off for dinner or lunch!
 
They’re marching down the halls  
They’re crawling up the walls  
They’re soft and gooey and squishy and chewy  
And rotten to the core  
They’re standing outside your door!
 
Remember Berry Punch  
Who always drank too much  
She turned around, suprised to see  
Muffins hiding in her tree  
Now she’s just a memory!
 
I know I’m going to miss her  
A muffin ate my sister  
Ponyville is gone, my dear  
Canterlot is next, I fear  
The muffins are coming here!
 
The Mayor is on vacation  
The Princesses fled the nation  
The Elements have quit today  
The Royal Guard has run away  
Muffins will have their day!
 
Attack of the killer muffins!  
Attack of the killer muffins!  
They’ll beat you, bash you,  
Squish you, mash you  
Chew you up for brunch  
And finish you off for dinner or lunch  
Lunch, lunch  
Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch  
Dinner or luuuuuunch