(A three way crossover with JAD, Galloping Steel, and Colt Quest.)
 
Starring: Treads (G.S.) Sundancer (JAD) and Jewel Family Guards (Colt Quest)
 
>You are Treads Softly  
>Filly  
>And most importantly  
>The BEST tank commander!  
“Rrrrrmmmmbbbmbmbmmmmll”
 
>And by your side was your BEST driver, Little Star!  
“We’ll show ‘em today, Little Star!”  
>His plush head droops slightly  
“I know I say that all the time, but we really will today! I have a secret weapon!”
 
>You present the most powerful round your behemoth could ever fire  
>It was FOUR PLY  
>The Guard will HAVE to take you seriously now!  
>Tanks ARE real!
 
>You traverse the yard in your unstoppable cardboard juggernaut
 
>You grind to a halt  
“Eeeeeeee!”
 
>Your screeching brakes catch the attention of a pegasus guard immediately  
>”Oh! Hello little filly! Quite the impressive armor you have today! Is that a new cannon?”
 
>You nod gleefully, ready to explain the robust composition of the new main cannon  
>You got it from a post office!  
“Sure is, Mister Sir! This one can fire a new round I made!”
 
>”Who’s this brat? Why is she boxed up like a present?”  
“BRAT!?”  
>”Oh, hey Siqueue! Did you want to see little Tread’s new heavy armor?”  
>”…Her what?”
 
>”Her heavy armor? She calls it a tank!”  
>”That’s completely rid-“
 
>Nopony calls you a BRAT!  
>You load the 4 ply payload into your main cannon  
“GUNNER, FIRE!”  
>Siqueue cocks his head to the side  
>”Huh?”