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I'd never believed you if you told me that there existed an arrangement of pixels capable leading me to the harrowing discovery of a previouly unknown to me set of emotions, then amplifying these beautiful previously alien to me emotions by several untold orders of magnitude, so much so that all other senses in my body now pale in comparison to the blaring 2000 decibel spiritual message this image speaks to me. You could force a gallon of superheated fluoroantimonic acid up my ass and into my lower intestinal tract and I wouldn't even flinch as the sensation of such an event would hardly even register in my mind. In fact, I think you could set me on fire and I would never realize what's happening because my body is too busy exploring the emotional trip this image sent me through. I am extremely loyal to my family and merely continue living only to support those I love, but after seeing this image I'm left holding a renewed will to live and believe I have found a new calling in life, I realize now I don't care about anyone or anything other than this, so tonight I will be running away from home to start a new life in the woods centered around the ideology this picture inspires in me. My wife, my kids, my dog, and my cat will just have to learn to fend for themselves as of today.
 
Update: I'm rolling around in mud as I type this now. The vestiges of my past life are now a blure as I abandon my reliance on technology and begin to embrace nothing but mud.

I'd never believed you if you told me that there existed an arrangement of pixels capable leading me to the harrowing discovery of a previouly unknown to me set of emotions, and then amplifying these beautiful previously alien to me emotions by several untold orders of magnitude, so much so that all other senses in my body now pale in comparison to the blaring 2000 decibel spiritual message this image speaks to me. You could force a gallon of superheated fluoroantimonic acid up my ass and into my lower intestinal tract and I wouldn't even flinch as the sensation of such an event would hardly even register in my mind. In fact, I think you could set mye on fire and I would never realize what's happening because my body is too busy exploring the emotional trip this image sent me through. I am extremely loyal to my family and merely continue living only to support those I love, but after seeing this image I'm left holding a renewed will to live and believe I have found a new new calling in life, I realize now I don't care about anyone or anything other than this, so tonight I will be running away from home to start a new life in the woods centered around the ideology this picture inspires in mye. My wife, my kids, my dog, and my cat will just have to learn to fend for themselves as of today.