Background Pony #DCE9
*"Folks, this is your flight atten[dant speaking. There's been some engine trouble. It turns out flying over Belarus during a political crisis was a bad idea. If you look outside your window you'll shortly see Luna and I descending towards Minsk in the airplane's only parachutes. We thank you for flying Air Canterlot and we hope that if some of you survive the crash that you'll choose Air Canterlot again in the future"*]