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Sad, but perfectly tasteful. I'm more comedy man.
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Nightmare: Come on, egdy handsome, let's go have some real fun.
Luna: Get your hand off of Sombra.
Nightmare: Oh, go hump the nearest[spoiler]||dildo[/spoiler]||.
* Nightmare and Luna continue to pull Sombra and forth. *
Sombra: Oh, why must every woman find me completely irresistible. It's must be a curse.
Cadance: Aunt, I thought you could have any man, why do you suddenly want Sombra?
Twilight: Yes, my theories were right, Luna does love Sombra.
Luna: I don't need him.
Shining: Then why are you fighting over him.
Luna: It's more of my principles than anything else.
Celestia: Meanwhile you two about to give Sombra an edge lord overload.
Shining: I must point this out, that I am completely lost already.
Cadance: Of course, you are, honey.
Bearded Dialogue Master
Sad, but perfectly tasteful. I'm more comedy man.
******
Nightmare: Come on, egdy handsome, let's go have some real fun.
Luna: Get your hand off of Sombra.
Nightmare: Oh, go hump the nearest
* Nightmare and Luna continue to pull Sombra and forth. *
Sombra: Oh, why must every woman find me completely irresistible. It's must be a curse.
Cadance: Aunt, I thought you could have any man, why do you suddenly want Sombra?
Twilight: Yes, my theories were right, Luna does love Sombra.
Luna: I don't need him.
Shining: Then why are you fighting over him.
Luna: It's more of my principles than anything else.
Celestia: Meanwhile you two about to give Sombra an edge lord overload.
Shining: I must point this out, that I am completely lost already.
Cadance: Of course, you are, honey.