TexasUberAlles
"...Now y'see your _*casual_* piiirate-themed rrrestaurants, they don' rrreally have the _*gumption_* t'go Full Keelhaulin' on th' customers what don't heed th' warrrnin' o' th' Nae Shirrrts, Nae Shoooes, Nae Sarrrvice sign..."