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i'm trying to figure out what phone that is (like any normal person would do)
 
1. it doesn't run iOS: the style of the status bar/media player hint at it being an Android device
 
2. it's not a Samsung device: it would have small buttons for phone/camera in the corners if it was
 
3. it's not a OnePlus device: the headphone jack would be on the bottom if it was
 
4. it's not a Nokia device: the bezels are too small
 
5. it's not the Essential PH-1: the Essential doesn't have a headphone jack
 
6. it's not a Xiaomi/Huawei device: the headphone jack is on the wrong side of the top of the device
 
7. it's not a Nexus: the bezels are too small (and I think the headphone jack is on the also on the wrong side)
 
8. it's not a Google Pixel: for Pixel 1, the bezels are too small. for Pixel 2, the headphone jack exists... still not happy Google >:(
 
9. it's (probably) not a ZTE phone: the bezels are, once again, too small
 
10. it's not an HTC device: lack of 'home button', existence of headphone jack, small bezels, etc.  
thus, this phone most likely isn't meant to represent any real device, and the author took creative liberties to draw it however they want. unbelievable!! how **dare** they not make the phone look as realistic as possible! </sarcasm>
 
anyway, yeah, dashie looks real cute... or something. honestly I'm too distracted by the inconsistencies of the phone's design to pay much mind to her </sarcasm_again> <honestly this entire reply is meant to be read as satire>

i'm trying to figure out what phone that is (like any normal person would do)
1. it doesn't run iOS: the style of the status bar/media player hint at it being an Android device
2. it's not a Samsung device: it would have small buttons for phone/camera in the corners if it was
3. it's not a OnePlus device: the headphone jack would be on the bottom if it was
4. it's not a Nokia device: the bezels are too lsmargell
5. it's not the Essential PH-1: the Essential doesn't have a headphone jack, and it has a notch
6. it's not a Xiaomi/Huawei device: the headphone jack is on the wrong side of the scrtop of the denvice
7. it's not a Nexus: the bezels are too small (and I think the headphone jack is on the wralsong side ofn the phwrong side)
8. it's not a Google Pixel: for Pixel 1, the bezels are too small. for Pixel 2, the headphone jack exists... still not happy Google >:(
9. it's (probably) not a ZTE phone: the bezels are, once again, too small
thus, this phone most likely isn't meant to represent any real device, and the author took creative liberties to draw it however they want. unbelievable!! how *dare* they not make the phone look as realistic as possible! </sarcasm>
anyway, yeah, dashie looks real cute... or something. honestly I'm too distracted by the inconsistencies of the phone's design to pay much mind to her <again, /sarcasm._again> <honestly this entire reply is meant to be read as satire>

i'm trying to figure out what phone that is (like any normal person would do)
1. it doesn't run iOS: the style of the status bar/media player hint at it being an Android device
2. it's not a Samsung device: it would have small buttons for phone/camera in the corners if it was
3. it's not a OnePlus device: the headphone jack would be on the bottom if it was
4. it's not a Nokia device: the bezels are too large
5. it's not the Essential PH-1: the Essential doesn't have a headphone jack, and it has a notch
6. it's not a Xiaomi/Huawei device: the headphone jack is on the wrong side of the screen
7. it's not a Nexus: the bezels are too small (and I think the headphone jack is on the wrong side of the phone)
8. it's not a Google Pixel: for Pixel 1, the bezels are too small. for Pixel 2, the headphone jack exists... still not happy Google >:(
9. it's (probably) not a ZTE phone: the bezels are, once again, too small
thus, this phone most likely isn't meant to represent any real device, and the author took creative liberties to draw it however they want. unbelievable!! how *dare* they not make the phone look as realistic as possible! </sarcasm>
anyway, yeah, dashie looks real cute... or something. honestly I'm too distracted by the inconsistencies of the phone's design to pay much mind to her <again, /sarcasm. honestly this entire reply is meant to be read as satire>