Time wasting thread 2.1 (SFW- No explicit/grimdark)

EYES OF HEAVEN LP GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Let me tell you a terrible joke.
 

 
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says that he’ll give him one if he can tell a meta-joke.
 
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says that he’ll give him one if he can tell a meta-joke.
 
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. So, the bartender gives him one.
 
So, the bartender gives him one.
 
So, the bartender gives him one.
 

 
Ehh?

My back hurts.

@mariomarc  
IDK

@Carcass Strife  
Icarus is an AI in the game that was used to track down JC Denton (you) and replace the rouge AI, Daedalus. Unlike the Daedalus it replaced, Icarus is very malevolent and sociopathic. Icarus will periodically fuck with and mislead JC and his allies through the game; one such example being when he sends you an email holding the famous:  
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>>>>>>ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!  
>>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!  
Message.  
Not to mention the fact that his voice is demonic

 
This is from a porn

Fell asleep. What year is it?

@ColdhardSilver  
Damn, that’s pretty fucked up.

@mariomarc  
Can I install a delete button on my memories now?

@Herrpface  
this one

@Herrpface  
It’s year 1 A.T.
 
(A.T. = After Trump)

@mariomarc  

@mariomarc  
Duh, look at the fucking Pikachu.

@Carcass Strife
 
The pikachu is a she by the way

@Herrpface  
1999 Year of Lavos my dear friend.

@QuasarNova  
It’s called Dikachu

@QuasarNova  
I know.  
And look at Misty’s fucking face.

@mariomarc
 
Aaaaasaaand I hate you for reminding me…
 
 
@Carcass Strife
 
It’s a Latin American porn. We don’t have the best quality

@QuasarNova  
Yeah no shit.

@Carcass Strife
 
That’s nothing, wait till you see the one from the Simpsons.

@QuasarNova  
………  
Well?

@Carcass Strife  
@QuasarNova  
Dammit guys stop having nearly identical avatars

@Carcass Strife  
@QuasarNova  
Your avatars confuses me a lot.  
Both are gray robotic like things GAH