Pokemon General [SFW, No NSFW]

@HighRollerHydra  
I caught a Shiny one a while back in ORAS.

Goddammit, the Pokémon Go Plus is getting moved to September instead of the end of this month. >:(
 
@Shadow the Hedgehog  
Too bad the bond between a trainer and their Pokémon doesn’t mean a fuck to the world of competitive battling.

Might as well try to continue hatching a competitive Flabebe later.

Is pikachu really a rodent? He doesn’t even have the typical rodent teeth.

@Splinter  
Pikachu’s an electric mouse.  
You can say it’s a rodent.

@Splinter  
Pokemon are not completely accurate to the things they are based on, so that’s kind of an irrelevant question.  
Yes, Pikachu is a rodent as it’s a mouse, having the teeth or not.

Huh, apparently bats can swim. Now imagine that with a Zubat.  

@Background Pony #13A5  
Zubats in the normal surfing routes when?

@Background Pony #13A5  
What happens if a Magikarp comes out of the water and hit your in the face.  

@LR-Studios  
That’s one supereffective splash attack.

@AppleJackFrost  
Nah, THIS is a Super Effective Splash!  

@Background Pony #13A5  
Why wouldn’t they know how to swim. They are found under bridges for a reason.

 
LET’S DO THIS!  
 
Plays “Rules of Nature”.

Hokay, somehow I’m gonna need a Pokémon that has both the ability “Scrappy” and can learn False Swipe if I’m ever going to get the Ghost-type legendaries…

@HighRollerHydra  
Or throw a Masterball at it :P

@igotnopicks  
Already used it on Kyogre in Alpha Sapphire.

@HighRollerHydra  
Or you can spend a time to use Foresight on the first turn. (Noctowl or Skitty)
 
I mean it’s not hard to do then you use False swipe on it.

@igotnopicks  
Hmm… checks
 
I suppose I could do that, I’ve currently got Terrakion as a False Swipe-using legendary in my team, and in its 70s. Still grinding to reach 100.
 
I even have the shiny Yveltal and Xerneas, plus Zygarde, from the recent Nintendo Network distribution as backup for pelting Giratina with Ultra Balls.

@Background Pony #13A5  
SUPLEX THE DEER

Oh, wow, only 10-11 days and this has already gotten past 50 pages. Maybe there’s hope for it becoming as massive as the original one.

@Jarkes  
Well, have you seen the original thread? Only like 10% of the posts there AREN’T porn now. Nearly everyone just migrated over to this one.

@BrownieComicWriter  
And there seem to be only about two(maybe three) that didn’t notice this one.