Derpy: "Aw come on! **spits** Freakin' unbelievable! No seriously, you all suck!"
**Tardis flies into a wall and kills them**
Rarity: "Okay, let's get back to the point!"
Pinkie: "I think Pinkie is dead."
Everyone: "The Pinkie is dead!"
Fluttershy: **runs to the Tardis** "No, I will heal you!" **dies**
Pinkie: "Seriously! Who killed Pinkie?!"
Spike: **drinks from a cider bottle** "It was me! **they gasp** Yes! I did it like this! **kills Twilight** Whoop di do!"