CIU: Crime Investigation Unit (Anthro, NSFW)

@Background Pony #6807  
She chuckles a bit. “Yes.”

@Steve61594  
Now I really have to do this…
 
The car stops near Dave’s hoof.
 
Da Tiny Man: _Hello!

@Background Pony #6807  
Heheh. “Well hello, Stan. Dave, that car can drive just about anywhere it wants, including the ceiling. Seatbelts are amazing, no?”

@Steve61594  
Dave: It has a name?
 
Stan: Of course I have a name.
 
He gets out of the car and kicks Dave in the hoof.
 
Stan: And don’t call me “it”! _Moron!

@Dave33333  
It felt like someone dropped a toothpick and it hit his hoof. I don’t guess one could actually feel such a thing though. It’s a hoof.

@Steve61594  
Dave: How rude.

@Background Pony #6807  
“He’s a stunt driver, he’s kind of rude. He can’t really hurt you unless he uses his car, though.”

@Steve61594  
Vroom!
 
Now he was about to hit him in the leg, at least, he almost did, Dave simply walked up the stairs and Stan ended up crashing his car.
 
Stan: MY CORVETTE!
 
Dave: Little red corvette!
 
It’s rare to see Dave sing. It’s common to see Dana sing.

@Background Pony #6807  
(It’s not a corvette :P)
 
“Would you two chill? Sheesh.”

@Steve61594  
(Damn.)
 
Stan: He started it.
 
Dave: Can I step on him?

@Background Pony #6807  
“No, you can’t step on him. The hospital’s already too full.”

@Steve61594  
Dave: What? Are you keeping a tiny hospital… Are you playing god with little people?
 
XD

@Background Pony #6807  
“What? Psh, nooooooo……it’s more like the old tycoon games or the Sims games.”

@Steve61594  
Dave: I wanna see!

@Background Pony #6807  
“The nice one is down the hall.” She starts walking.

@Steve61594  
He follows closely.
 
Dave: (In his head) This better not be the beginning of a scary movie… or a creepy pasta, or grimdark art!

@Background Pony #6807
 
She leads him into a room with, what seems like, a large model city.
 
 
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@Steve61594  
This was the weirdest thing Dave has ever seen.

@Dave33333
 
It seemed alive with little cars and planes and stuff. Even trains!

@Steve61594  
Dave: Look! Rush hour!
 
There were traffic jams are people cursing.

@Background Pony #6807  
(Can I join?)

@Background Pony #6807  
She giggles a little and watches. Hey look, there’s even a sky!

@Steve61594  
He just watches.
 
Hours pass. Now it’s night!

@Background Pony #6807  
Indeed. “This is one place I may do some testing with populations. I can recreate a very close simulation to our world with this.” She pulls up a chair with wheels on the bottom, watching them with interest. Here and there she would manipulate things. Small things, hardly noticeable.

@Steve61594  
Dave wanted to put in a Chris Farley.