derpibooru's badges

@Clover the Clever
 
ADMIN ABOOSE.

@Clover the Clever  
Which one? All 4 that are shown below your avatar are great.

@Clover the Clever  
It must be easy when you can just give yourself any badge you want.

@Silent_Witness
 
Shh. I only gave myself two. Carcer and TSP are responsible for t’others.

I think I understand the robutt badge is for. Why is it a secret?

@Dr Outback  
If the method of acquisition was known, everyone would have one.

@Registered Anon
 
you think it requires only 1 click and POOM badge?

@Registered Anon  
It is known you just aren’t allowed to tell anyone as shown by the deleted comments.  
For reasons that would require telling you part of the requirements.

@PwnyPony  
Okay. I don’t even care how many badges I get anyway. Or maybe I do. I don’t care if I care or not, because I don’t care. Apples.

@PwnyPony  
Great. That just makes me think the admins basically hand out some of these badges for shits and giggles and then laugh about our wild and probably very incorrect speculations on how to get them.

@Silent_Witness  
look at this clueless plebs lel

@twistedmetalero  
Well, you certainly can’t rule it out as a possibility.

@PwnyPony  
It’s the Illuminati i tell you

With the new badges I now really want one I felt I did something to earn…

@Silent_Witness  
I think the secret badge and TSP’s “RED” badge confirms that.

@PaskaNaakka  
You are getting warmer.

@Clover the Clever  
LOL  
And wait, I thought you were user number 1.
 
@Silent_Witness  
It’s all just in good fun, buddy. Of course some of them are going to be jokes or totally pointless.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
ooooh nice, i want a green badge.

@twistedmetalero  
I want a yellow to further rub in that I am an uninteresting person.

@twistedmetalero  
I want a purple one.

@Silent_Witness  
Oh me too!

@twistedmetalero  
I’d like a green badge too.

Ooooh can I have a green badge too?

I’d like a green one too.