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CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans who suffer from Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with the Parasite, Toxoplasma Gondii, that causes Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

Most people, those who have healthy immune systems, with this parasite feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with hosts that have a weaker immune system when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)

And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.

If Covid showed anything, we’d be screwed with actual zombies…
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Edited by CaptainXtra
CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans who suffer from Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with the Parasite, Toxoplasma Gondii, that causes Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

HMowst pevopler, mthost pe whop have healthy immune systems, with this parasite feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with hosts that have a weaker immune system when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)

And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.
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Edited by CaptainXtra
CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans who suffer from Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with the Parasite, Toxoplasma Gondii, that causes Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

However, most people with this parasite feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with hosts that have a weaker immune system when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)

And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.
No reason given
Edited by CaptainXtra
CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans who suffer from Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

However, most people with this parasite feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with hosts that have a weaker immune system when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)

And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.
No reason given
Edited by CaptainXtra
CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans inwho suffectedr withfrom Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

However, most people with this feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with ihosts thosat have a weaker immune system when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)

And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.
No reason given
Edited by CaptainXtra
CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans infected with Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

However, most people with this feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with its hosts when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)

And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.
No reason given
Edited by CaptainXtra
CaptainXtra
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:

![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Toxoplasma_gondii_tachy.jpg)

Humans infected with Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.

And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with Toxoplasmosis.

So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.

However, most people with this feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.

So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with its hosts when it feels like it.

![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ3LVG_VEAEYuFv?format=jpg&name=small)
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Edited by CaptainXtra