[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

Background Pony #F55B
Any good pick up lines if you were trying to score with a pokemon in PMD?
Background Pony #F55B
Gengar: I will never forgive myself for the unspeakable thing I made Gardevoir do with me!
Hero: Holy Tauros! I knew you were evil but to actually do those lewd thing to your own Gardevoir?! We all have those fantasies in bed. I should know… But to actually act on then? For shame.
Gengar: …What the hell? I was talking about making Gardevoir help me in selling my drugs to other middle schoolers!
Hero: Oh. Of course. Heh.
Gengar: And you actually fantasized about pokemon that way?
Hero: Uh look at the time I gotta rescue pokemon! Bye!
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