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**Me:** "My dad was screwed out of a job and we're in danger of going into poverty again."
 
**Idiot:** "Oh, cheer up. It's all part of the great plan. Everything happens for a reason."
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*\*I punch the idiot\*==]
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**Idiot:** "Ow! What was that for?"
 
**Me:** "You were annoying me with your BS, so I punched you. As you said, everything happens for a reason."

*Me:* "My dad was screwed out of a job and we're in danger of going into poverty again."
*Idiot:* "Oh, cheer up. It's all part of the great plan. Everything happens for a reason."
[==*I punch the idiot*==]
*Idiot:* "Ow! What was that for?"
*Me:* "You were annoying me with your BS, so I punched you. As you said, everything happens for a reason."