Splatoon thread

 
Ok, Europe. What the fuck.
 
This isn’t like pineapple pizza where people just have different tastes, one of these sides is objectively wrong.

@Miss Shy
 
I’m on team front roll.

@Stratus  
Says you back roll for life.

@igotnopicks
 
Hey, I just find it easier to tear off sheets when it’s at the front.
 
Actually, I would be on this team, but I don’t have the game or live in Europe.

@Stratus  
@igotnopicks  
I don’t even use toilet paper.

@Miss Shy  
Is there really that big a difference between the two?

@PonyPon  
Front is closer by an inch or two

I had a turf battle last night where somehow the rest of my team-mates got disconnected, yet the game still kept going.  
So it was just me vs. 4, and it’s needless to say that was the hardest I’ve ever lost.  
But rightfully so I mean damn.  
To top it off, one of the people on the other team kept rubbing it in even more by squidbagging me.
 
@Miss Shy  
I can’t even relate to that because we don’t have it in one of those rollers, just on the side of the counter next to the toilet. But it is a pretty weird Splatfest theme like..really?

Disconnects are the worst, especially Salmon run where it’ll bump you down regardless of how many people you have left. I finally got my ideal gear so I’m just running in and out of the shops, buying every piece of clothing whenever I have the coins to buy something. I should probably start thinking of some gear to compliment having to wear a Splatfest shirt.

I find I’m better at using weapons like Splattershot/Dualies than I am the higher level weapons like Aerospray..  
That might just be me though I don’t know

I just played like 10 games today, and only lost 2.
 
I fucking love the Splat Roller.

There is a lot of people I play against nicknamed “Dad”  
I’m assuming it’s a lot of parents playing? Lol

 

The L3 Nozzlenose is becoming one of my favourite weapons.  
I think a lot of people underestimate the distance it can hit, so I get a lot of people that way.

Looks like America is getting a Halloween Splatfest again this time Werewolves vs. Vampires

@igotnopicks  
O_O
 
Wait.  
For some reason I first read that as Wolverine vs. Vampires.

@Prof.NightJack  
I’m sure Wolverine has fought vampires before. He’s fought everything else.

@Cyborg_pony  
Oh a number of times if I remember right, but that would of been a one sided Splatfest.

@igotnopicks  

@Prof.NightJack  
Might as well went with furries vs. Goths. :b
 
Although, I don’t think Werewolves get enough credit. They are pretty badass.
 
 
I mean if ya think about it.

@Marx  
Damn, this is gonna be another tough one.
 
I mean, I’ve been on a real blood and bat kick lately, but I’ve always been a wolf man.

@PonyPon  
Shave more often.

@Cyborg_pony  
Lol.
 
Probably gonna go with wolves since I haven’t been on marina’s side for a single fest and it’s obvious the poor choctopus needs me expertise.

I’d definitely go werewolves. I think werewolves are just cooler.