Would You Rather...

Gangster, I bet I’ll look good in a suit
 
Would rather be in the Triad or the Yakuza?

The latter
 
Would you rather have a penny for today and double it for a year, or become a site developer for Amazon.com with typical salary and all?

Penny for the day and double it
 
Would you rather be a sea monkey or sea men?

sea men  
Just call me a limey
 
 
Would rather be in the Titanic or in the RMS Lusitania?

Lusitania
 
Would you rather convince Bandai to bring Digimon to outside of Japan again OR manage to convince Disney to ressurect Disney Afternoon for Disney XD channel?

The latter
 
 
Would rather always feel happy or never feel sad?

Never feel sad
 
Would you rather become a Janitor user on 4chan.org OR a moderator on voat.co?

Janitor, I could torture a doctor for 8 years
 
 
Would rather swim really fast or breathe underwater?

Breathe underwater!
 
Would you rather be immune to heat or to cold?

Immune to heat
 
Would you rather be a turian or krogan?

Turian
 
Would you rather be the subject of a comedy central roast, or “All That” know your stars roast?

Comedy central. Savagery is soft with nobody
 
Would you rather have a powerful PC or cheap food?

The former
 
Would you rather be stuck in an elevator or stuck in a cave?

Stuck in an elevator
 
Would you rather have no feet or no ears?

What?  
I can’t quite hear you anymore
 
 
Would rather be the world’s greatest detective or the world’s most infamous enemy

Greatest detective.
 
Would you rather be a giraffe or a cat?

Cat
 
Would you rather be in Zootopia or Macrooss: DYRL?

Macross. ALL THE ROBOTS
 
Would you rather be in attack on titasn or berserk?

Berserk
 
Would you rather make Prank calls to Singapore OR be able to shapeshift into any physical living organism?

Shapeshift, then prank call to the next level
 
Drown a sack of puppies or push a granny from the stairs?

The latter
 
Would you rather play a card game based on chan site and funnyjunk memes OR play a pachinko board game?

The latter
 
 
Would rather throw a bird off a building or drown a fish?

the latter
 
Would you rather be 10 guy or success kid?

Success kid
 
Be locked with no food for a month or be locked with food for 5 years?

5 Years
 
 
Would rather be a white hat or a black hat?