Person Above You

^ Sold his spare mask to the Albanians

^ Stole my shades

^ Likes shoving his head into watermelons

^Is actually some form of liopleurodon with magnets

^ Has regular conversations with origami animals

^ Can stuff a whole ear of corn up his nose

^ Likes the feeling of celery on his cheek.

^Doesn’t know that corn doesn’t actually have ears.

^ Recently bench pressed by a shark

^ Previously assassinated a politcian with a Gibson Les Paul

^ Taught Mike Haggar how to piledrive sharks.

^Has an almighty attack

^ Is a genocidal supercomputer in an alternate universe.

^Isn’t actually a reflective surface.

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is secretly the one who made the tekkamen

^Knows where to find teenagers with attitude  
^Is an adorable ninja

^Has no persona

^ Has a mechanical squirrel named Lawance to do his bidding.

^ Is the second person to ruin that joke

^ worries me with that kind of knowledge

^Said the pistol is the devil’s right hand

^ New challenger has arrived

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Uses a flamethrower for baking

^Didn’t even start fusion reactions to begin with.  
^Doesn’t even know that people post here to inflate their post count.

^once shot the president in the balls with a paint ball gun