Finish each other's sentences

Yo momma
 
Been doing that shit from…

before your ma was a baby.
 
I heard the lewdest thing yesterday it was-

Your will to be lewd.
 
Trees are…

very sexy.
 
I seem to have a fetish for…

Trees.
 
In order to get rid of them, you need to…

Place them in the proper recycling bins.
 

 
 
Have you ever been so mad you…

exploded twice?
 
And have you ever…

Heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon  
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned  
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains  
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind
 

 

 
Wanna share…

some dank maymays?
 
He shot himself with…

A pickle.
 
It didn’t seem…

That he fell on the mattress.
 
Kindly do you…

Please?
 
Would you kindly…

head to Ryan’s office and kill the son of a bitch?
 
A man chooses…

his own destiny!
 
There’s no other…

Person that lives.
 
Don’t eat…

Re-frozen ice cream
 

 
 
Suddenly, and without warning, it became a real life…

crisis.
 
Jokes are for…

Rich kids without parents
 
I was with…

Satan having tea and sandwiches.
 
It was…

Hell.
 
He offered me…

gummy bears.
 
I will never be your…

little slave!
 
I must…

be the true Chosen One!
 
Kangaroos taste like…

Cyanide and happiness.
 

 
 
To be, or not to be- that is the question:  
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer  
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune  
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,  
And by opposing end them. To die- to sleep-  
No more; and by a sleep to say we end  
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks  
That flesh is heir to. ‘Tis a consummation  
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die- to sleep.  
To sleep- perchance to dream: ay, there’s…

Coke on the fridge
 
Waking up  
Saddled up  
Gonna get…