Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

The drawing comes to life and devours you.
 
I wish I could be a pony.

Sure,  
By get injured or lose the race,  
Get turned into glue.
 
I wish for a late night

You get your late night. It just seems to go on and on forever.. Oh, wait, it’s because the Sun has mysteriously vanished from the solar system. Well, hope you live in an atomic powered super-bunker.
 
I wish I could go without the need for sleep.

You just need to eat and drink more,  
Like a lot more.
 
I wish I was creative.

You become a creative savant the likes of which has rarely been seen before. You later get into a horrible accident which takes your limbs, eyes, ears, and tongue. You are now robbed of any ability to express creativity.
 
I wish I wasn’t so damn morbid.

Life now rainbows and lollipops and unicorns,  
Whenever you’re on lsd
 
I wish to doubt

You doubt. Ideas suddenly come to you that might have once seemed like madness before. Shadows in the corner of your eye? Whispers in your ear? Is anyone real? Is any thing real?
 
You descend into an abyss of uncertainty; questioning every motive, movement, and meaning until you find yourself paralyzed with indecisive fear of the unknowable universe. At least you are real. You can be sure of it as you rock back in forth in your cell like a living metronome of insanity.
 
I wish I could stop posting.

You go back to the stone age
 
I wish to be a sore loser

You enter a race and try your best. You fall down and break your leg near the finish line. You’ve lost the race, and your leg surely does feel sore.
 
I wish for a new pair of cute socks.

You’re going to love your new, soft, fluffy, unbelievably comfortable baby seal leather socks. Their little smiles are there for all to see!
 
I wish I had a nice house on the prairie.

Two cute mosquitoes suck your blood
 
I wish to be in a rollercoaster

You can’t get off Mr. bones Wild Ride.
 
I wish for a good book.

You are surrounded by a library of amazing works and all the time in the world to enjoy them. However, you soon lose the use of your eyes.
 
I wish I could smooch a ghost.

@xRei  
(At least I can still read brail! hands fall off.)
 
You die, and your incorporeal spirit is now capable of interacting with that cute ghist who haunted down the street from you. But, you know, you’re dead.
 
I wish for a good job.

You find the best job in the world. You’re making millions and living the good life.  
Too bad you had to sacrifice any semblance of a social life to attain it, leaving you to die alone amongst your cold, lifeless riches.
 
I wish for my own personal, sexy maid.

Granted, but she (or he, whichever you prefer) turns out to be a russian spy spent to kill you.
 
I wish my wish corruptions were more creative.

(Ill take one of each please)
 
Your corruptions are now more creative. So much that they now compete with @Any Pony and their own wish for enhanced creativity. You are both forced to fight to the death for the title of ‘most creative’. It’s a Pyrrhic victory as you are mortally wounded in the ensuing bloodshed.
 
I wish I was cute.

You are a cutiefly.
 
I wish for a crossbow.

Granted, but you somehow managed to shoot yourself in the heart while loading a bolt/arrow into it.
 
I wish I had tea.

Its the best tea you’ve ever had. What plant is this from? Nightshade? You don’t feel so good..
 
I wish I had something large and comfy to snuggle at night.

It’s corpse
 
I wish to automate everything

It all breaks down.
 
I wish for a maid.

Granted, while he/she attends to his/her duties, he/she starts stealing various items from your house and leaves before you notice that the items were missing.  
It turns out the maid service was just a front.
 
I wish I had ice cream.

It’s egg yolk ice cream
 
I wish there was a meat option in vegan restaurants

It’s people
 
I wish to be a good dancer.