Hoofies
Crotchboobs addict
As someone who is sexually attracted to heavy machinery, I am pleased by this
For basic suburban residential lots, a self-propelled mower, much less a full ride-on is just plain laziness. You need a good-sized estate-like yard to ever justify a ride-on. Even if you’re an adorable quadruped.Unless you’re being fancy with a power rake blade and drag-behind large mulch bag or a powered soil aerator.