@Barry Tone
Well the Buffalo are equestria’s native Americans so they seem the best fit. The yaks are more like the barbarians of medieval fantasy. In term of a buffalo being too much the Buffalo might hold back a bit so they don’t injure their partner, while yaks just smash, and when they smash, they SMASH. Plus it’s kind of hard to imagine a brutal yak being a John Redcorn Standin, considering how calmish he tends to be(unless you’re moving in on his Nancy)
No, but it looks like he is; only, Brownie still doesn’t know it. Richard’s careful (usually) because Brownie is a jealous individual for Hubbo, though there’s no need:
Brownie’s well known for her kitchen appliance casualties quality cooking, of course, but I think she sometimes gets things a bit… Off (e.g. falling into the washing machine.) Dale has that in common (getting things a bit off, that is; not falling into a washing machine as a grown man.) Dale did “try” to kill Hank in a jealous rage (by using the toaster in the hot tub,) but Dale ran out of electrical cord.
And now I’m imagining Brownie with the damn toaster over her head. She did do this stunt, which ended with just as much (well, more) aplomb:
And I heard a mower in the midst of the front lawn
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
And her name that sat on it was death, and hell followed with her”
@Hoofies
Do you have a moment to discuss our mechanical overlord and savior, the Omnissiah? The Mechanicus is always looking for servit- I mean potential candidates for a tech priest apprenticeship.