PINGAS.
 
That is all.

@Scrounge
 
I agree. It would be most generous of her.

@raw19  
Well, Rarity made this mess, only fitting that she helps fix it.

@Scrounge
 
There’s a rumor that they’re sensitive to certain sounds. Something akin to incessant nagging is supposed to cause them to shrivel up pretty quick.

@raw19  
I bet if they got a bunch of pegasi to gather up rainclous for them, they could make it go down with a cold shower.

@Scrounge
 
I hear stroking the shaft causes such towers to explode out of existence.
 
The clean-up, though, that’s the real bothersome part.

Luna: Twilight Sparkle, you’re going to remove that water tower RIGHT NOW, understand? I don’t care how. Blast it with your horn beams. Teleport it to the bottom of the sea. BASH it to pieces with your BARE HOOVES. Just MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Twilight: NO! I’M DONE! I’m BUCKING DONE!  
Luna: Twili don’t leave. Twilight don’t… TWWWWIIILLLIIIGGGHHHTTT! I LOVE YOU!  
Twilight: I APPRECIATE IT, BUT LOOK WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH MAN!”  
Luna: I… Twilight.  
Twilight: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!”  
Luna: Twilight we…”  
Twilight: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE BUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, GIRL.”  
Luna: Twilight we got to…”  
Twilight: YOU GOT TO MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOT TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY? NOT BUCKING THIS!’

@Background Pony #8F02
 
@Nootnoot
 
10 kinds of hilarious.

@eden89
 
You win 51 internets. xDDD

@Background Pony Number 17  
Oh, like that thing isn’t plenty Freudian in and of itself. :P

@Dirty Bit
 

@eden89
 
A late reply, but I love that Austin Powers reference XD

@Background Pony #8F02  
HA! Puns are awesome. XD

Whoever erected that tower must’ve been a real dick! Its going to be so hard to get that tower up and running again!

whoever designed that tower must’ve been a real dick!

@eden89  
…So, you jumped back in time at some point? 2deep4me. Also, who’s them?
 
I still grinned excessively.

@eden89  
Bravo, porca vacca.

@PL
 

@eden89  

Cadence: Twily, you better take a look.  
Twilight: What is it, Cadence?  
Cadence: I don’t know, but it looks like a giant–
 
[cut to the sky in two pegasi]
 
Spitfire: Dick!  
Dick: Yeah?  
Spitfire: Take a look outta starboard.  
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge–
 
[cut to a forest with Fluttershy and Rainbowdash]
 
Fluttershy: Pecker!  
RD: [raises her binoculars] Oh, where?  
Fluttershy: Wait! that’s not a woodpecker. It looks like someone’s–
 
[cut to a boot camp]
 
Shining Armor: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with–
 
[cut to a baseball game]
 
Scotaloo: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous–
 
[cut to a asian-dragon school]
 
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!  
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous–
 
[cut to another show, with Groundskeeper Willie and Bart Simpons]
 
Bart: Willie.  
Willie: Yeah?  
Bart: Ay caramba! What’s that?  
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant–
 
[cut back to square]
 
Luna: Mia Amore Cadenza!  
Cadence: Yes, Luna!  
Luna: Resolve this with Twilight and let them know about this!