Kukilov

Want to give the girl of your dreams a thorough butt-spanking, only for that girl to be fictional and non-existent?
 
There’s an app for that.
SuperDEF

@AalokTheDivine  
Yeah, they created a name for that. It’s called “DLC”.
Exedrus
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@AalokTheDivine  
Then they should add in a cooperative multiplayer mode! :P
AalokTheDivine
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I feel like we need to make a version of this but like cookie clicker or clicker heroes or something where you can build up gold or bits to buy new characters to spank and new outfits for the characters that you spank by spanking other characters and the better characters you have to spank the more income you can get the purchase more characters to spank
Background Pony #9F41
That’s it? I don’t know about you but I find this app 10% hot and the rest just stupid. Oh well, I guess there are bronies out there who will find anything MLP related hot. Don’t get me wrong now, I like this but it needs more action. ;)
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@newsketches  
Not to join the wagon here in debates, but I just want to mention that IOS, the operating system iPhones run on, only has 25% of the market the last time I checked. Windows phones have about 5%. Androids have about 70%. These are not personal occurrence facts or anything like that, but I am stating a fact that the market shows plain as day.
 
But if you ask me on a personal level, all newer Apple products should have a military grade case with them, like I have for my very old iPod, which I still use to listen to music on the go today. The design for the object is less than ideal, as a more compact object generates more energy when falling from heights and Apple products are notorious for being very small and compact. This means that you have a higher chance of breaking internal parts should enough force be applied. Not to mention the fact that most of the attachments, like the chargers, are made of plastic and only some metal, meaning it’s less durable than the phone itself.
 
All in all though, it really comes down to preference. Personally, I don’t like Apple Products because of how expensive they are, and I remain unimpressed with each new model as nothing different seems to be included. Not only that, but IOS is only used by Apple Products, which means you only have a very small options box when choosing a phone. Now, when I look at Android and see that multiple upon multiple companies use it in their phones, have just as many important apps as IOS, have a wide variety of choices, and have better processing power every time I upgrade to a new one I see every bit of room for improvement, desire to move forward, and satisfaction of the customer.
SuperDEF

Wouldn’t this makes sense if instead the words are ‘Tap dat Ass’ rather than ‘Spank’? You know, since you’re tapping with your fingers?
Nataniel

@LDBP  
elpl is casul mode.
LDBP

@LDBP
>Iphones
>durable
Those are 2 things that don’t go together.
 
As you can see they sure do.
 
@Background Pony #E855  
@LDBP
>apple anything
Being a casual is nothing to brag about.
 
what do you want to say with that?
Nataniel

dat NGE music tho. also it’s kinda too big for my 7” tablet screen
Background Pony #0AF3
We need pony-version of this app =)
erikngn

@LDBP  
Samsung? lol.  
Personally I have Motorola Droid Turbo and it will be relevant for, like, at least 2 years.
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Because COLORING!!
@Boss Snikrot  
There needs to be a Molestia version. Who wouldn’t want to spank Big Sexy’s royal plot? ^_^
 
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I like Vtubers now.
I thank you, brilliant computer scientists from the University of Texas in Pennsylvania, for this wonderful and awesome gift you have bestowed upon us.
 
Bless you all.
RunDevilRun007
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I’m downloading this.
 
…Purely for research purposes… >_>
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@AalokTheDivine  
If only you knew how right you are  
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AalokTheDivine
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@Boss Snikrot  
Spanking the sunbutt?  
We don’t deserve to spank the sunbutt  
We must earn the right and the privilege to spank the sunbutt  
Or get it as a DLC or something  
I dunno
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Rallylestia! <3
Now if only we could have other characters.
 
coughprincipalcelestiacough
edvd

@Background Pony #03AB
 
Eh, I’m not seeing a lot of vitriol here
Background Pony #9FF6
The immediate vitriol, though. Making an app for something like this is simplistic compared to most apps, much less fandom projects, and they’re not ACTUALLY charging for it, so who cares?
edvd

Honestly, I just have to applaud the sheer audacity of this. It’s hilarious.
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