scp agent: surrender the enentity  
me:….alright sir  
sometime later I hand them a box  
scp agent: opens it  
mr. popo: Hiiiiiiii

Look I don’t care if she’s an Scp, if you try to take her from me I’ll tear you apart

… OH GOSH THEY FOUND ME. QUICK WOONA WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED WE CAN GO BACK IN SPACE TIME TO BRING YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG POOF

Open the door and blast em with my shotgun

Guys, it’s fine. I got the Euclid contained right now- I’ll have the first draft of my report in by tomorrow. Don’t you guys worry, I got this under control.
 
 
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Okay they look like they bought it. Now I just need a few minutes to write up that draft- maybe come up with some excuse why you can’t leave the house or something to make keeping you here sound sufficient. I mean, it is technically Foundation property already, and not all skips need to be held in an uncomfortable cell in a big scary complex to be “contained” anyway. It’ll be just like Josie or that stupid monkey!
 
…don’t give me that look you’ll be fine. Now please remove yourself from my keyboard for a sec I gotta type.

@Aetris Carbon  

@SylverDeathclaw
 
lie in their faces with the most sincere look on your face, and calm heart rate known to man.
 
they’d waste that much resources on a single foal,  
that’d not only jeopardize their whole secret organization, but also get them hunted by certain creatures they try to capture themselves
 
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none of that is smart  
they might as well be sending an army of storm troopers.

@Aetris Carbon  
that many

Damn you Bright!

how many agents??

I just reply excuse me but I must go, then I get shot in the face, but I had a vile of 409 ready to auto inject if my heart stopped. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

@Changling Slayer  

 
Runs away with luna in the motorcycle

You shitheaded containment pricks can’t have Luna. Not even over my dead body!

Make fake woona

Revile I am an O5 Level persons and slam the door in there face…..then let 173 out of its cell kill the power and laugh the who time

Act drunk and crazy.

Awe hell no

I say no and just kill her

Didnt you fuckers get nuked…. Oh shit that class D deactivated the nukes didnt he.

SCP Agent: Its come to our attention that a Keter class entity is hiding in your residence. Please sign this document and relinquish her to us, You will not have any further contact with the entity.
 
Me: She is under my protection and I will see to here well being. If that is an issue, then you’ll have to take it up with her. She does posses cosmic power after all.

I’m disappointed in these comments. And here I was thinking these were all mock entries of FiM characters as SCPs. Ah well.

Tell them that the guy next door is breeding scp-098s and close the door and if that doesnt work i’ll just pull out an encyclopedia of common diseases with a play boy title wraped around it and throw it on the floor as i run away with luna.

Have luna hidden. Ask what they want. If asked I have not seen any anomaly and kindly ask them to leave.

Hope they don’t take too much notice that a talking horse answered the door