Oh no I don’t cute filly! The America loses many of people by a little virus. And @Background Pony #2331 you’re right, NO CAPITALISM!! I’m agree with you.

no

CAPITALISM, HO!

Not even adorable pones could sell me on those. Sorry, AB. :P

@Emilia Starsong  
Sure, go ahead! :>

The new UI sucks.

No thank you. I’m clearly a background pony, not a background sheep.

@Cyan Lightning  
That would be great since apparently Sel has a thing against Ireland all of a sudden

@Cyan Lightning  
LOL I hadn’t noticed until I read this.

@MagpulPony  
At first glance, I thought he’s standing in front of Irish flag, lmao XD

You spoiled iOS snobs in your gated gardens on a floating island looking down us Android users on the bleak surface of Android land below, fractured between brands fighting for supremacy over control of the OS. Its bloody feudalism down here!

But Applebloom. I bought an Orange.

Brilliant. (I’ve always used Windows, though.)

Alternate universe where Apple Bloom became Apple’s salespony.

I’m one of the few ponies that went with Motorola Android.

@StrategyPony  
(Plays Pink Floyd’s “Money”)

No one’s taken up the obvious counter-pun yet: Lemon Hearts selling Windows phones – “Buy some lemons!”
 
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I prefer Pie or Oreo’s

I’m an Android guy. Sorry. No, thank you.

The corporation’s strategy in a nutshell.

I would buy one of those from Apple Bloom. They should work better than the phone I have.

@Selaphiel  

@Havock  
Yes.

@Selaphiel  
No.