@Background Pony #CAA7
 
two users wanted to know what you were talking about. it’s not like every user on this website collectively called you out and made fun of you for it. get a grip, dude.

@Background Pony #24DC  
I mistoke the tail for tentacles sheesh chill out.  
Make one little mistake and the internet flays you.

@Badumsquish
 
SHE NEEDS TO ASK ME NICELY. NO EXCEPTIONS.

@Badumsquish  
When I say that I’m to filthy, I mean I’m soaked in engine oil, anti freeze, and freeon since I’m an auto mechanic.

@Background Pony #24DC  
Love at first sight, but be careful not to unplug her :D
 
@ACApenetrator50  
Too filthy to hug ponies? There’s a pony for that :D  

 
@NLTLF  
It’s still a relationship though. Just a negative one :D
 
@Ghost of Zeon  
Don’t worry, this one doesn’t have a horn :D

cool

Trixie no chest snuggles your horn pokes me in the face cheek to cheek only!

@Background Pony #24DC
 
if i had a choice, i wouldn’t know, or know of magician snakehorse

@NLTLF  
Even if you’re not dating and/or fucking someone, you have some sort of relationship with everyone you know.

@Badumsquish  

 
it’s not a relationship. not between us

@Badumsquish  
I’m a very busy and filthy person. I don’t always have time to hug a pony

@Badumsquish  
Good to know.
 
Also, what would she think of your space heater pony, Fire-Heart?  

@Background Pony #24DC  
Normal lamia Trixie. She doesn’t have the mane of slime :D
 
@BarryFromMars  
@NLTLF  
You have something of an obligation to provide warmth to a lamia if you’re a warm-blooded creature in a relationship with them. Technically you’re in the wrong for not offering up some warmth :D
 
@Napsack  
Nah she just wants to snuggle :D
 
@PegaSUS  
I love her because she’s such an underdog :D
 
@Background Pony #CAA7  
She LOVES calamari. It’s hard for lamias to get anything other than seafood in Equestria :D
 
@ACApenetrator50  
This is more intimate though :D

just buy an actuall space heater

@NLTLF  

@Background Pony #24DC
 
maybe he thinks that’s what kalamari is

@NLTLF  
That still wouldn’t make sense, because calamari is fried squid.

@Background Pony #24DC
 
he thinks it’s an eel pony

@Background Pony #CAA7  
… What on earth does Calamari have to do with a blue snake horse trying to use you as a living heat blanket?

Be polite and say please or I’m having calamari.

Whoa

3 times in a row of snek type pics two fluttershy and one trixie

this goes well with the “love me” pic.

sure ill give you 99.99% of my body heat….. i can live with .01% right?

@OneSpooky  
“… Fine, Trixie will boop your snoot and nuzzle you, if that’s the condition you have for giving Trixie your body heat.”