@Gundlach
 
Yup. All those sex jokes, grotesque humor and cultural education come from a combination of morbid curiosity and too much free time.

@Randomosaur  
Glares ar Random  
THAT was rude. This is teatime, good sir. We have some MOTHERFUCKING class during tea time.

@HamburgerTime  
Randomsaur boinked fifty or so changeling versions of Twi. It was all very satisfying, from what I saw.

@Randomosaur  
Quickly regenerates my mouth, takes a drink, and immediately does a spit take.
 
You’re thirteen?

@Randomosaur  
I've got it covered, my paleontologist pal! We have a very... ahe, caring... manner of childrearing.

*resheathes machete*  
Huh?

@Morfean
 
It was a total blast, but now I’ve got 10,000 newly born kids! And I’m just 13! How will I raise all those children?

@Gundlach  
Nudges him and winks  
Tries to sip tea  
Mmm, all out.  
Warps in another steaming kettle

@Randomosaur  
Waaaahahaha! Yes, that was rather, mmm, nice, was it not? You're welcome, by the way.

@Morfean  
Holds a picture of various Changeling Twilights. Makes a laughing motion.

@Morfean
 
Oh wait, I had a fiftyonesome with those changelings, didn’t I?

@Randomosaur  
Mmm, yes, you can never be sure, though, with all these Changelings running about.  
Smiles innocently

@Randomosaur  
……………?  
Sticks a tentacle in my cup and continues drinking.

@Morfean
 
I am! I am Twily’s hubby!

*dodges Tom, pulls machete*

Sips tea like a gentleman  
So, my good friends, what seems to be the problem here? Debate over who is Twilight's hazubandu?

@HamburgerTime  
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

@HamburgerTime
 
It has only started.

Did I miss the fight?!?!

@Gundlach  
Splendid!  
Does so, putting a monocle over his glass eye

@Gundlach
 
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Gundlach, what good is tea if you’re unable to drink?
 
Gundy’s mouth melts shut

@Morfean  
Yes. Pull up a chair, ol’ chap.

@Gundlach  
Did someone say tea?!