Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
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@Morfean
 
I’m planning to make a small dinosaur zoo in Ponyville in order to raise money for Mayor Mare. The shipment contains a pair of juvenile Parasaurolophus, a female Stegosaurus and a pair of Dryosaurus.
byakhee_pony
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@Randomosaur  
hey i could get it for you, it’ll only coat you that last cow
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
Can't you get it airdropped? What's in it anyhow?
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
But I’ve waited 3 fudging days for my import from the island and it hasn’t arrived!
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

oh well burrrbp still gpod eats
Morfean

@byakhee_pony  
Hugs the gore-caked byakhee  
It's true!
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
Well, the Equestrian Postal Service is a bit lax, nowadays.
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@Randomosaur  
no, theres food. i dont care about much else, thats why changlings dont hate me
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

Snaps cow out of existence
 
DOESN’T ANYONE CARE THAT MY IMPORT IS LATE?
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

mouth still full of chicken begins to cut open last cow.
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

now for some chicken takes burnt chicken and stuffs it in mouth yumm!
Morfean

@byakhee_pony  
This is very... fascinating. Oooh.
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

this is great! haz cleaned oit most of the first cow and has moved on to the second
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

Also, my Ponyville import is late.
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

rips*
Morfean

Winks back into existence  
Hey, guys! Wha’d I miss?  
Hit in the face by gore from the cows
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

rios through a cows stomach lining and proceeds to eat its organs
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

yay takes out flare gun, shoots chicken i loke it roasted. turns towards the cows and fly strait at them,teeth nashing
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@byakhee_pony
 
Alright.
 
Clones three live cows and a chicken
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@Randomosaur  
only one cow? i can eat three and some chicken
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@byakhee_pony
 
Only if you can eat an entire cow.
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
Just make sure the bathroom isn’t in you-know-where.
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

and then there was two say@Randomosaur  
if i gave you some dna, could you clone me some food?
Morfean

And nature calls! Bathroom break!  
Winks out of existence.