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@I Was Never Here  
Okay… but that seems to be completely unrelated to the beard… That’s like me wearing a business suit, someone commenting on how it’s such a nice business suit, and it fits me well, and boy do I look spiffy-
 
And then me talking about why I buy expensive suits because my eyes don’t enjoy the color seafoam green.
 
I still fail to see your connection with rights, health, and beards. I don’t think it’s such a good conversation starter, and it would definitely put me off if you were to use it with me.
 
But I do think both of those topics are important, just in other situations.
I Was Never Here
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@Background Pony #233B
What does your beard have to do with men’s rights and health?
 
It’s simple, letting it grow out ragged for a month is a good conversation starter and it gives me an excuse to talk about these things where people normally wouldn’t be interested. Every time someone stops and asks me about it, I can tell them about all the issues that men face that are generally ignored by the average person, then every time they see me after that with a beard, they’ll stop and think about what I told them if only for a moment.
Gate Crasher
Economist -
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

Sapper
@Background Pony #233B  
What does your beard have to do with men’s rights and health? Usually when I think of men’s rights, I think about the various things that women are unfairly given, such as many court custody cases where the mother is given custody of the child despite showing quite clearly they lack the ability to support the child financially or otherwise (though not all cases are like this). When I think of men’s health I think about how were’s just MASSIVELY more likely to be injured or die in the workplace just to provide for our families.
 
But what does your beard, or even my beard, have anything to do with those?
Background Pony #D4EB
@Saphire Systrine  
Well I actually do it to try to bring awareness to men’s health and men’s right’s causes instead of just doing it for some meme. So with that in mind it’s pretty easy to avoid any temptation to quit because the biggest temptation would be people telling you “you look like shit, shave” and then that gives you a reason to tell them why you’re doing it in the first place.
 
Didn’t mean to be a BGP here, just force of habit, I’m “I Was Never Here”
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@andrewmyles3  
Someone doesnt get the joke
andrewmyles3

Why would you post that earrape? It’s horrible.
LittleRibbonPony

I can’t stop laughing, oh my fucking god!
Apex Soundwave
Duck - TOTALLY regrets spewing birdshit like a sprinkler constantly
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

furry pawbs
My ear holes
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@Background Pony #9831  
That makes two people wanting a longer one.
 
And all I will say is: be here on December 1st
Background Pony #F57C
we need an extended version…
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@Furtive Tactics  
er meh germ pleaaaaaaaaase
Gate Crasher
Economist -
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

Sapper
@Saphire Systrine  
I know. I listened to that song when it was on Bad Dragon’s pseudo-radio during Fallout 4’s hype before release. I’m saying I would love to have a horse cock instead of my human one.
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@Furtive Tactics  
Its the lyrics of the song :P
Gate Crasher
Economist -
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Sapper
@Saphire Systrine  
If only.
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@Naughtypony2010  
@Fyre
 
is your cock a horse cock?
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
@Furtive Tactics  
Sounds like something you should save for January.
Gate Crasher
Economist -
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

Sapper
@Background Pony #5052  
I’m in favor for the more difficult “No Gut November”. Get that gym membership because you’ve got to do 2 hours on the treadmill EVERY DAY in November.
Background Pony #5AE1
>tfw you gave up already and decided to challenge “non-stop nut november”
Fyrethorne

Achievment hunter
@Naughtypony2010  
Shut the door and turn the lock
Naughtypony2010
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Hoofsies Rule
cuz there’s no cock like horsecock
Background Pony #DC22
@Saphire Systrine  
I mean normal as in don’t like clop. (That’s arguable)  
I can tell from this you have great taste anyway.
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@I Was Never Here  
Fair enough….  
makes one showing razors instead
Fyrethorne

Achievment hunter
@Saphire Systrine  
My friend once decided to put this on our playlist for uno games at school. Very risky since it also has cee lo green
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@Fyre  
Oi my friends and I were singing it on voice calls XD